Ring, Ring
“Hi, Lester. This is Bess Valentine. Your lobbyist in Washington…It looks like we may have an opportunity to turn this buggy whip thing around.”
“Oh yes, Bess Valentine. I remember you. How are you? Turn what around?”
“We want to bring the buggy whip industry back into the American mainstream.”
“Is this a joke?”
“The current leadership is claiming renewables are the death of coal and that coal should be preserved.”