“Hello, my name is Gabriela Gaia…”

“Hello, Ms. Gaia, this is John, from Corruption Inc. How can I help you?”

“Yes, well…”

“Before we start, I am required to tell you this call may be monitored or recorded for training purposes, litigation, or customer intimidation. Is that okay with you?”

“I expected nothing less. I am calling about the rain, in South America.”

“Hang on……..My records show there is rain in South America.”

https://climatebull.com/gabriela-and-the-call-center/: Gabriela and the Call Center – January 17, 2015