Earth Day Remembered

Malfeasance Day                                             

From Exxonopedia, the corporate encyclopedia–

Malfeasance Day is an annual event celebrated on April 22. Various events are held during the worldwide event demonstrating support for the evisceration of science, the destruction of the scientific method, and the elimination of critical thinking. First celebrated in 2017, Malfeasance Day is now coordinated globally by SuperPACs.

Once called Earth Day, an event celebrated by the liburtard democrats, sheeple, communists, liberal media, and various terrorists, the name Earth Day was changed after a meeting at the now submerged Margo De Frogo. In attendance at the meeting were members of the Department of Energy, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Interior Department, the Department of Commerce (NOAA) and trusted media outlets from Russia. Convened by two low level VPs from the American Petroleum Institute, and later sanctioned by the American Premier, Malfeasance Day is considered a landmark event in corruption due to corporate lobbying.

After the meeting, a Presidential Medal of Ignorance was awarded to the American Premier after signing the American Word Act officially removing the terms “Earth Day”, “anthropogenic forcing of the radiative balance”, and “scientific rigor” from search engines on the Internet as well as any educational curriculum addressing environmental science. All have been replaced with the word “maybe.”

(The American Word Act also included a name change for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to Spacey McSpace Place.)

Considered a milestone in the blind rush to extinction by a depraved oligarchy, Malfeasance Day, “…Is great, really great,” Said the American Premier. “No one has ever made this great a commitment to the environment. I am really, really proud of me. I also want to thank the little people, my appointed cabinet members, who will each receive a Jellyfish Medal. A really nice, incredibly special award, honestly there has been nothing like it, ever, in history.”

The Jellyfish Medal is awarded to those public officials who go beyond the normal level of corruption, sociopathic behavior, and/or spinelessness in an effort to undermine the well being of citizens here in the United States and around the world for decades to come while advancing short-term corporate profits. The Jellyfish Medal is sponsored by the Fortune 500 and various members of NASDAQ.  Previous recipients of the Jellyfish Medal include many senators and members of congress.

Numerous corporations celebrate a Malfeasance Week with webinars focusing on ways to obliterate political will in the population by instilling a bone-deep fear of corporate power over government.

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